SO YOU WANNA BECOME A SUPER CHEF?

Got this silly thingamabob off a Chinese mailing list XD. Do YOU have what it takes to be a Super Chef like Mao? Take a look at this list to find out ^_~! Note this list is for humour purposes only...but if you can achieve all the requirements below, GOOD JOB! *pats you on the back*

01 Have illusions after taking a bite
02 Your food inside glows as you slowly open the pot
03 Your food has gotta move on its own, somehow!
04 If a dragon appears behind you, you're an ichiban chef!
05 Cooking level is determined by how big your eyes grow after eating
06 BOOM! Explosion of the planets!
07 Your cooking ingredients can align by themselves
08 You have to be good at Martial Arts
09 Spin at least 10 times before taking your cooking utensil out
10 Get trapped inside one's own lalaland after a bite.
11 Imaginary girls dance and birds fly in the background.
12 A lightning flash goes through your temple.
13 Clap like hell after eating something delicious.
14 Meditate on a lotus flower while chanting.
15 You usually think of a perfect solution the night before a match.
16 You invent and use your own weird cooking utensils during a match.
17 A light shines up your chin if a good dish was encountered.
18 An opera act plays in the background
19 ...plus waves and dolphins...
20 ...and don't forget pandas!

...if you have any more ideas, please contact and I'll put them up! ^^

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